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MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.18/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


2015 -




CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.19/5

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wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the ph**o are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




TEXANS -


TAGS: god bless em
Rating: 4.7/5

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williamcompton - October 7, 2010, 9:43 am
Rofl@this and L @ matt love texas
Fatt Matt - March 30, 2010, 2:13 pm
We have a saying..."f*** you, I'm from Texas." Not sure where it came from, but it is an acceptable response to most questions.
MO - March 30, 2010, 10:46 am
And I as someone who doesn't have a single thing to do with Texas, other than being a die hard Cowboys fan, would like to five this MOFO!!! GO COWBOYS!!!! WOOOOOOO!!! What? Too early? There's only like....8 more months till Foosball season....WOOOOO!!
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
As someone who pays property taxes in Texas, I too approve the amsomeness of this message.
rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

I am a Texan and I approve this message
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
Gotta send that one to my Brother in Amarillo. 5 Lone Stars
Crashedmonkey - March 29, 2010, 6:22 pm
5L!!! Airman, keep it up, I love ALL your posts
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
5L!


DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.




DID YOU KNOW -


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am
It was my reaction when I saw this ph**o, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.


A GERMAN POPE - NOT SURE ABOUT THE GESTURE -


TAGS: bless you
Rating: 4.36/5

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Derek - May 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
Well spotted, that man!
pieman - May 14, 2010, 10:38 am
LOL! Is that a little gas chamber shower head at the top of his crucifix staff? 5 sieg heils,


IF I HOLD MY MOUTH JUST RIGHT IT SOUNDS PRETTY REAL -




EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: life homeless loss jobless
Rating: 4.46/5

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PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:13 am
Ooooh Nice! A new favorite 5L's


Hiking -


TAGS: sneeze bless you forest
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 8:54 pm
Ah, ha! It was you, Gary!
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:32 pm
heh heh
Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well-timed for me. Yesterday, I was chaperone for a hundred-something kids on a nature hike. Nothing takes nature out of a nature hike quite like 100-something kids...


ARGUMENTS - Winning or losing is never as important as how you place the blame




MANY SAY MARINES ARE BEST - And that m*ght be true. Don't discount the Air Force. They know tricks too.


TAGS: bless our troops
Rating: 3.19/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:52 am
Looks like George Clinton.


THE PAIN & SUFFERING WONT GO AWAY - After all these years there are still so many questions, We hope one day that the truth will prevail, And maybe then our hurting will stop...




atheists -


TAGS: sneeze god bless
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 4, 2014, 9:08 am

I usually say Mogadishu when someone sneezes. That's right, the capitol of Somalia. It's extra funny when someone else starts to say it, thinking it's Japanese for 'bless you'
steve1961 - July 4, 2014, 3:36 am
Meh...yer souls were lost the moment you posted yer first Motifake...
Zeitguy - July 4, 2014, 3:00 am
Actually atheists chuckle at the thought that a neurological reflex would be the work of the devil.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2014, 12:00 am
Oh, please post this to Religifake. 5L


this labor day -




ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE -


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:24 am
ROR! 5L, ya gotta love them spoons!


SILVER IN THE HAIR -


TAGS: count your blessings
Rating: 4.7/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:56 pm
you forgot the crap in your pants.


COWBOY BOOTS -


TAGS: bless their lil hearts
Rating: 4.64/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thats a cool kid, must be canadian lol. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:56 pm
cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L
Airman - April 26, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 6:40 pm
I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!


I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.


TAGS: to eat like this is to eat like a god indeed this was dinner night before last and i was blessed indeed
Rating: 4.43/5

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phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
no such thing as too much spam.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:39 am
spamity spam! Wonderful spam!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
Fried Spam?.......Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam..........
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 10:38 pm
That's one killer Loco/Saimin combo..5/5


NOTHING BUT A PRAYER - And even that might not work




MOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: haiku bless you bacon cheesburger
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shuffleboard...of course!
Sean - September 12, 2009, 2:09 pm
Oh yeah Mooooooooburger, scrabble, or canasta!???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:25 am
BTW...Random, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to f*** with anyone's cats.....Weirdo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:14 am
Any....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:12 am
I'll pit my cats against yours and Day Sean.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:01 am
Further to that, MrR., they have even posted a video of themselves on YouTube in which each of them takes turns being video***ed by another while standing beside the tv showing a CNN newscast. And this was at exactly the time Mooooooooooo went missing.
MrRandom - September 12, 2009, 12:43 am
Lesson of the day: Don't f*** with Seans cats.
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 7:49 pm
good one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2009, 5:51 pm
Back from the dead.........giving out lions.....spooky eh?5.


THE CONFESSIONAL -




9915 -


TAGS: ronsart if finally blessed
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:17 am
Dear Timmy...I want to take what you're taking.
wait.. what? - July 27, 2009, 5:21 am
ever heard of quality over quantity?


Blessing -




And . . . They're Off! -




Blessing -


TAGS: children kids family blessing
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - March 1, 2015, 7:35 pm
Be nice to them, they'll choose your retirement home.
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 8:28 pm
and their donor card signed...teehee


Don't give up -


TAGS: jobless unemployed economy
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 2:41 am
Ouch. Recently been there and not recovered. Yet, this too, shall pass. 5J ob apps completed...
spanko - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
;-)
GaryO - November 5, 2014, 7:01 pm
spanko rolls
spacedog - November 5, 2014, 7:00 pm
Boom. 5L again.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2014, 9:44 am
You Got It Brother 5L .


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